Children take a lot from their parents, who diligently put mind-reason into their immature heads. Those ideas, the seeds of which were planted in childhood by the mother of her daughter, ripen sooner or later. The experiences of all women can be summed up in fifteen little humorous commandments.
However, as you know, the apple does not fall far from the tree, and in every joke there is a share of a joke. In general, enjoy.
Mom taught me:
1. RESPECT OTHER WORK:
“If you are going to kill each other, go outside, I just washed the floors”
2. BELIEVE IN GOD:
"Pray that this muck was washed off"
3. THINK LOGICALLY:
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
4. THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES:
“If you fall out of the window now, I won’t take you to the store with me!”
5. CAUSE AND EFFECT RELATIONS:
“If you don’t stop crying right now, I will spank you.”
6. OVERCOME THE IMPOSSIBLE:
"Shut your mouth and eat your soup"
7. RESISTANCE:
"You won't leave the table until you finish your meal"
8. DO NOT ENVY:
“Yes, there are millions of children in the world who are not as lucky with their parents as you are.”
9. BOLDLY LOOK TO THE FUTURE:
“Just wait, I’ll talk to you at home”
10. THE BASICS OF SELF-HEALING:
“If you don’t stop squinting with your eyes, you will stay like that for the rest of your life”
11. Psychic:
"Put on a sweater - I know you're cold!"
12. HOW TO BECOME ADULT:
“If you don’t eat vegetables, you will never grow up.”
13. FUNDAMENTALS OF GENETICS:
"It's all from your father!"
14. HIGHEST JUSTICE:
"So that your children are the same as you!"
15. BELIEVE IN PEOPLE AND IN YOUR HIGH PURPOSE:
“All men are goats, people are bastards, and happiness is in work!”
Source: rodim.ru
